Theme Song: The National "Fake Empire"

Shore: To the one person out there who has opted to switch on the radio rather than partake in this weekend's delightful gender confusion, shame on you and good morning. This is (in order of personal preference) James Wilson, Guy Burgess and Alan Shore, bringing you, as always, the perspective of the ( Read more... )

Girl parts or no girl parts, Chris still had huts to work on, and considering he'd never used 'being female' as an excuse to not put anyone else to work, he wasn't about to use it on himself ( Read more... )

Denny was hot for an old chick. Okay, maybe not as hot as Shirley, but he also got the feeling (since he couldn't really move his face that much) that he'd had a lot of plastic surgery, and really, if he was a girl, that's exactly what he'd do ( Read more... )

( Words vs. Actions )

Calvin had things he should have been doing, no end of things, really. Reading and cataloging and catching up on 40 years' worth of scientific discoveries. Plus, there was Meg's bed to build up again after the flooding; he was going to have to start from scratch there. It was the middle of the afternoon, and he should have been working on something ( Read more... )

Toby sat on a fallen log with a notebook and pen beside him, and a book of W. H. Auden's poems, and was turning his wallet over in his hands. He was not looking at the pictures inside, was doing his best not to think of Huck and Molly. Rather, he was trying to focus on how one best went about toasting the farewell of a madman ( Read more... )

This? This was completely insane. The whole damned thing was totally well beyond Brian's mental capacity. There was only so far that even the most creative of minds would stretch and dinosaurs running around and mauling people was really a rather large stretch, having left Brian boggling ever since ( Read more... )

Seated on a rock just outside the Compound and with Lennox's bong in one hand, Chris squinted against the sun. It felt good to be outside without the intent of crushing a few dinosaurs with curling rocks, but it still wasn't as comfortable as he wanted it to be. The past week had kind of killed comfort for him ( Read more... )

(Backdated to Sunday, March 11.)

Roundtable Number One with your hosts Guy Burgess, Alan Shore and James Wilson.

It's like Crossfire, only a lot better looking.

She had decided earlier on in the week that she would make the lovely, flustered Radek food or rather have an entire breakfast dedicated to him. He didn't know this though, Jill did and Delirium was hoping she would be able to persuade the scientist to attend or at least the wafting smell of food to entice him in ( Read more... )